1. You fucking cunt

You fucking cunt, the boy yelled to his next-door neighbour. He’d forgotten the old man had been rendered deaf in a freak accident a few years back. This made the insult moot, if not less offensive. Had it not been for a hitherto unknown knack for lip reading, that might have saved the kid from being beaten up by an octogenarian. As it happens, it did not.

 

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15 thoughts on “1. You fucking cunt

  1. AnElephantCant endorse bad language
    His blog is for kiddies and mummies
    But this he must say
    There just is no way
    He can leave without telling you this is funny

  2. albertoandjeff says:

    Brautigan?

  3. mikesteeden says:

    I’ve just been lokking through your archive stuff working backward – ’tis really good.

  4. Nauman Afzal says:

    Awesome blog. Thanks for following.

  5. Julia says:

    I didn’t want to like this, but I did anyway

  6. jas55 says:

    I really dont like your use of the two four letter words. Some people would find them offensive

  7. I was ready to be angered by this story. Still the title did draw me in. Read it. Hilarious.

  8. Veronica says:

    Love it. I just found you on Freshly Pressed and am going to try and start from the beginning and work my way through.

  9. decided to read and read i did 300 stories i am a simple man i start with story one. regardless of title funny or rude must read number one. glad i did I shall read more.

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