“You are the colour of the North,” she said.
“And you my dear,” I replied, “are very, very drunk.” before downing another Jägermeister.
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300 stories 
Quality!
Oh i absolutely love this.
In my opinion, your best so far! The economy of the sentences. The language is as zany as the story it tells.
My mind goes to Westeroos again… Nothing like a little lovin from north of the wall.
I’d love to see this re-imagined as taking place in the realm of game of thrones.