The golf ball hits Jesper right between the eyes and for a moment he suspects he’s dead. No such luck alas. He’ll probably have to settle for a severe concussion and this exceedingly painful bump.
Try again, he yells at the guy in the baggy pants at the other side of the driving range on the off-chance he might not think him a lunatic. Use a driver this time!
But the guy calls the police instead and Jesper, still wearing nothing but a sock on his privates, trudges off the range.
Tomorrow is another day, he tells himself. Another chance to achieve his goal of making the Wikipedia list of unusual deaths.
Little does he know he’ll croak of a common heart attack that night.
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300 stories 
How sad is this, why can’t we have a Wikipedia list of those who wanted to be in the list but could not!
That’s at least an attempted Darwin Award, surely. I thought you might find this Friday Fifty I wrote amusing. It was the first one I ever wrote, almost a year ago now! http://danslespointsdesuture.wordpress.com/2012/08/31/friday-fifty-howzat/
Sounds like Red Hot Chili Peppers band member. No pun intended.
^ getting ready to say the same thing. I was right there on the links with you and then the sock threw me for a loop!
Heh, poor Jesper
Love it. Also the sock on his dick bit. Apparently there was a club at my niece’s school that specialised in just that – running around with socks in the wrong place and nothing else on.
Amusing, got a laugh and my respect for your sarcasm.
Now that is capital C Creative