58. Send in the pussy whisperers

Send in the pussy whisperers, the director yelled.

The shot had been attempted a dozen times and he still hadn’t gotten the right close-up. Which was annoying cause the pussy shot was going to be the prime selling point for the movie. It was to feature prominently in the trailer and be the focal point of the poster. Hell, the movie itself was going to be called ‘Taming Pussy’. So without this shot there would not even be a movie. Time to send in the pros.

In came Linda and Vicky, the pair of lesbians whom the tongue-in-cheek crew had called pussy whisperers from day one of the shoot. They kneeled down and worked their magic.

On the sidelines the first grip and sound recorder chatted.

That’s a lot of pussy, the first grip said.

You’d think someone would have noticed, the sound recorder replied.

On set Linda and Vicky fondled the pussy in all the right places, causing its muscles at first to contract but then to relax. The director smiled wryly. He was sure the British Longhair was going to perform this time. But he also knew this was the last instance he’d ever direct a children’s movie about these goddamned uncooperative cats.

 

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14 thoughts on “58. Send in the pussy whisperers

  1. Ben F. says:

    Innuendos man! Gotta love ’em!

  2. Reblogged this on High Heels and Pink Glitter and commented:
    One clever chap I follow has made it his mission to post a flash fiction story EVERY SINGLE DAY. I’m so impressed. I like all of his stories, but this one in particular appealed…

  3. I echo Ben F’s comments; as a pussy owner myself (ahem!) I did rather enjoy this story and have re-blogged it at (forgive shameless plug): http://highheelsandpinkglitter.wordpress.com

  4. Very entertaining. I must find an award to nominate you for!

  5. I had a feeling the cat ending was coming–even at the very start of the story. I still couldn’t help but laugh pretty hard when it did, though.

  6. benjaminryant says:

    The title alone made me click on the post. Well played sir.

  7. lyricscrawl says:

    This story is hilarious!!!

  8. lexborgia says:

    I love your stuff, Dieter; excellent work.

  9. LucyPireel says:

    Hahaha, Great twist! Well done, I’ll certainly come back for more.

  10. syl65 says:

    If I had a pet cat, it would certainly be blushing right now.

  11. rosellezubey says:

    I was really hoping this story was about cats. Thanks for not letting me down.

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