The ditty was insufferable at the best of times, let alone sung by a tone-deaf American tourist. Over and over and over again. That’s why the Thai police looked compassionately on the murderer as they led her from the neon karaoke bar. She probably would not get a lethal injection. As in the song, her heart would go on.
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