84. This be the account of my untimely death

This be the account of my untimely death and the ungodly acts that follow’d.

‘t was the year of our Lord 1666 and being 66 of age on the sixth day of the sixth month the cabin crew became convinc’d the Devil now walked among them, a grotesque delusion fuel’d by the demise of two powder monkeys and our vessel’s surgeon, disembowell’d, all three, their half-eaten hearts purloin’d.

Under the veil of night they attack’d. Still under Hypnos’ spell I had to wrestle the slumber before I could fight my assailants: a battle Hercules himself could not win.

I received no respite for my supposed villainy. Under a blood-red moon thick cords soon tied figures of eights round my joints as I was strung upside down from the mizzen-mast. The ship’s pastor mutter’d saintly incantations as each crewmember carved a pound of flesh from my shiv’ring body.

After they tarr’d me a torch set me alight, condemning me to a death so gruesome no description could do its horror justice. Yet the cheers sound’d louder than my excruciating screams as the crew celebrated Light’s victory over Darkness. A victory prematurely proclaim’d.

For in the fortnight since my charr’d remains blew across deck terror ruled the vessel. The boatswain excreted insects from all orifices before he ripp’d his innards out. The master carpenter flung his boil-riddl’d body from the stern and the quartermaster gauged out his eyes after feeding his manhood to the sharks that circled the ship. The most horrific demise was reserved for the captain. He was slowly pecked to death, bound to the same mast that had before held my body, his organs eaten by crows and seagulls.

They might have exorcis’d the Devil during that dark night but they did not escape his eternal wrath.



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6 thoughts on “84. This be the account of my untimely death

  1. adjpants says:

    Brilliant! Loved it!

  2. Wow, how disgustingly creepy!

  3. Gruesome. No problem with imagery in this tale. Thanks for stopping by and liking my blog.

  4. What a wicked story ! Congrats for making this “300 stories” project come to life, and thanks for following my blog, published in Marseille, France !

  5. Gripping. And great use of the language.

  6. b00kreader says:

    The final line of this story was awesome! Great job!

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