The MP for Islingworth rose to her feet. She had prepared a scathing speech for the Prime Minister. The subject: his refusal to hold a Commons debate about what was clearly an inevitable path to war with Liechtenstein.
The right honourable member of Parliament scraped her throat and put her glasses on, to look even more stern then she usually did.
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