155. In other news

In other news, Prime Minister Tinky Winky has found a mysterious green creature lurking in the Amazonian penalty area. Simeoni touched it with a sprinkle of shredded apricot, retrieved after enemy lines in the biggest battle of the Second World War.

It’s Alive! Alive with the sound of music. With songs of praise from the cathedral of the holy trinity Batman.

And because it’s Christmas here’s that other big story of the week. Rich is the father of our child. He used a consonant, a vowel, a consonant and another consonant and even though it was tiny, it was a an immediate TOUCHDOWN! Boy, that is one big step for man, one giant leap for the acidity of the lemon and the sweetness of the yada yada yada.

Now I want my MTV so quit channelhopping and good night and good luck.

 

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One thought on “155. In other news

  1. Bruce Goodman says:

    Now, that I enjoyed…!

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