278. The autophagus

The autophagus extracted another piece of salty slime from his nose and put it in his mouth, making sure no-one would spot his uncommon behaviour. Through the years he had become a master in concealing his vice. He’d had to, for if they found out the truth about his nature, the human authorities would certainly be dissecting him.



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5 thoughts on “278. The autophagus

  1. lorilschafer says:

    Had some trouble getting past the gross-out factor, but loved it!

  2. elainecanham says:

    Yuck! Thank you for that!

  3. kellygrow says:

    Ewwwww! Haha 😛

  4. ckdubb says:

    It made me smile and gag at the same time 🙂

  5. W. K. Tucker says:

    Lol…a little comedy here. Liked it.

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