I and the other sardines in this metal box take on another passenger on the way up.
Avoid the secretary’s décolleté. Don’t look at the Playboy sticking out of the businessman’s dossier. And don’t – don’t! – stare at the huge zit between the intern’s brows. Contact can be deadly now.
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