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256. Just blow the bloody fish to smithereens

“Just blow the bloody fish to smithereens.”

Farmer Jake’s suggestion was met with scattered applause from the citizens who had filled every chair in town hall. For weeks the decaying whale carcass on the beach had spread a pungent odour through the streets of the coastal resort and everyone was fed up with it.

 

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